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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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EMERGENCY INSULIN HELP 6/24/25

hey we need $15 for food and $41 for Derek insulin that he MUST take to stay out of an er? URGENT he needs his insulin he's been out of it ONE DAY and due to his dosage of insulin being upped. all my SSI goes to 'rent' me, and my siblings, sis gf, my mom, and 2 kids under 15, one that is also autistic, have to live with her. we have nobody irl tha cares about us. i know times are very hard and ppl aren't rich. But please help us out this pride I'm moms caretaker im autistic lesbian who's trying to keep us all going. If you cant help dont worry but if you're able to donate all is appreciated, but if you send hate? blocked

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(DM for Amazon wishlist and mealtrain link if you prefer helping that way)

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Now, see, if the OP had commissioned a real artist, they could have asked the artist give the gnome some cake so big no room could contain it. A real dump truck. A badonkadonk, if you will. A truly Callipygean derriére.


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